what if i bought a cactus and carried it around and just whacked everyone who annoys me with the cactus
I hate that feeling you get when you go somewhere and you’re all “aw yeah half priced beverages yeah”
But then they don’t take your order til like…..4:05 When it’s a 2-4 thing
And then full price just comes along and mocks your previous excitement and hurts your soul in a way no other thing can.
and Satan said “let there be locked wifi”
(Source: 8----------3)
